Tuesday, July 27, 2010


My favorite word in the entire English language is... Fuck. I argue that it is not only the most enjoyable but the most important, versatile, and magical word as well. It can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive: "Drew fucked Heather."
and intransitive: "Heather was fucked by Drew."
And as a noun: "Heather is a fine fuck."
It can also be used as an objective: "Heather is fucking beautiful."

As you can see, there are not many words with the diversity of fuck. Besides the sexual meaning there are also the following uses.

Ignorance: "Fuck if I know."
Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Difficulty: "I can't understand this fucking job."
Incompetence: "He's a fucknut."
Suspicion: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Enjoyment: "I had a fucking good time."
Request: "Get the fuck out of here."
Hostility: "I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
Greeting: "How the fuck are you?"
Empathy: "Who gives a fuck?"
Innovation: "Get a bigger fucking hammer."
Surprise: "Fuck, you scared the shit out of me."
Anxiety: "Today is really fucked."
Love: "I fucking love you!"
Affection: "I'm going to snuggle the fuck out of you!"
Exasperation: "Fuck that shit!"

This is why if I had to choose one word to use exclusively from now on it would be fuck. Have a fucking great day!